Nurlsom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent goat.

Nurlsom created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nurlsom, she will come to you in dreams.

Nurlsom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nurlsom's Holy Commandments

1. Nurlsom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.