Tafstraggig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humane dingo.

Tafstraggig created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafstraggig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tafstraggig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tafstraggig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tafstraggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not dye your hair white.