Begvedbun is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying tapir.

Begvedbun created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begvedbun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Begvedbun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Begvedbun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Begvedbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not chop down trees.