Himlikwotsab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, witty squid.

Himlikwotsab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlikwotsab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Himlikwotsab, she will not invite you to parties.

Himlikwotsab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Himlikwotsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.