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It takes the form of an extremely small, effective snake.

Armrullarfpodbugwonvolvad created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armrullarfpodbugwonvolvad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Armrullarfpodbugwonvolvad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Armrullarfpodbugwonvolvad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Armrullarfpodbugwonvolvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Armrullarfpodbugwonvolvad on top of all buildings.