Saddabkin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating jaguar.

Saddabkin created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Saddabkin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Saddabkin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Saddabkin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Saddabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not commit murder.