Bomfignarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional bat.

Bomfignarl created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfignarl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bomfignarl, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bomfignarl's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bomfignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Bomfignarl must be the most important thing in your life.