Kenlibxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain duck.

Kenlibxuc created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenlibxuc, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenlibxuc, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kenlibxuc's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kenlibxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Worship no other gods but Kenlibxuc.

5. Do not commit murder.