Pigzagnil is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, vain manatee.

Pigzagnil created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pigzagnil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pigzagnil, it will strike you with lightening.

Pigzagnil's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pigzagnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt bats.