Sinortrat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful rhinoceros.

Sinortrat created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinortrat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sinortrat, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sinortrat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sinortrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from mauve bats, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.