Dodbinpig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental beaver.

Dodbinpig created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbinpig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dodbinpig, he will turn you into a dog.

Dodbinpig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dodbinpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodbinpig.

4. Hide if three monkeys approach from the north.

5. Do not wear black clothing.