Fitflanyam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident sheep.

Fitflanyam created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitflanyam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fitflanyam, he will make you grow a tail.

Fitflanyam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fitflanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fitflanyam.