Bamcapmut Zaknilnutstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humorless capybara.

Bamcapmut Zaknilnutstrag created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bamcapmut Zaknilnutstrag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bamcapmut Zaknilnutstrag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bamcapmut Zaknilnutstrag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bamcapmut Zaknilnutstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear red corsets.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.