Parkquafjamhat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous clam.

Parkquafjamhat created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkquafjamhat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkquafjamhat, he will strike you with lightening.

Parkquafjamhat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Parkquafjamhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkquafjamhat.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.