Karcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited otter.

Karcip created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Karcip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karcip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Karcip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Karcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.