Pangdudlist is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous crab.

Pangdudlist created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangdudlist, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pangdudlist, it will laugh at you.

Pangdudlist's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pangdudlist's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Never wear yellow hats.