Fobligpon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing gorilla.

Fobligpon created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobligpon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobligpon, he will turn you into a worm.

Fobligpon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fobligpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. You must pray to Fobligpon seven times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.