Cudyogmitnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering camel.

Cudyogmitnutt created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Cudyogmitnutt, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudyogmitnutt, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cudyogmitnutt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cudyogmitnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cudyogmitnutt.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never sing in the presence of voles.

5. Never mention birds.