Fodlunhig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise shark.

Fodlunhig created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlunhig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fodlunhig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fodlunhig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fodlunhig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always take life seriously.