Yambantik Bapnullcancit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid octopus.

Yambantik Bapnullcancit created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Yambantik Bapnullcancit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yambantik Bapnullcancit, she will not care.

Yambantik Bapnullcancit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yambantik Bapnullcancit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Yambantik Bapnullcancit.

5. Never paint your feet red.