Begrigcat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, blissful newt.

Begrigcat created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begrigcat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Begrigcat, it will turn you into a rock.

Begrigcat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Begrigcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Begrigcat loves shrews, so they must be honoured.