Weegephakwad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying slug.

Weegephakwad created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegephakwad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weegephakwad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Weegephakwad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Weegephakwad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.