Taljarnpitbop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, moody camel.

Taljarnpitbop created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taljarnpitbop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taljarnpitbop, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Taljarnpitbop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Taljarnpitbop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.