Rulguttim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless wombat.

Rulguttim created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulguttim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulguttim, she will turn you into a slug.

Rulguttim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rulguttim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.