Gudlimmig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-confident manatee.

Gudlimmig created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudlimmig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudlimmig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gudlimmig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gudlimmig's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.