Pitrapmil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair fly.

Pitrapmil created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Pitrapmil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitrapmil, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pitrapmil's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pitrapmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Pitrapmil's priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must pray to Pitrapmil nine times a day.