Cindanbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful wyvern.

Cindanbonk created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Cindanbonk, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cindanbonk, it will turn you into a tree.

Cindanbonk's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cindanbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not kill swans.