Cinbadsag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, overgenerous snake.

Cinbadsag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbadsag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinbadsag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cinbadsag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cinbadsag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never jump near cats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.