Dogganwit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, compassionate scorpion.

Dogganwit created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Dogganwit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dogganwit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dogganwit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dogganwit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear pink shorts.

5. Never eat tomatoes.