Dadfotlip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody duck.

Dadfotlip created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadfotlip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dadfotlip, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dadfotlip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dadfotlip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.