Babzaktap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, quiet wasp.

Babzaktap created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Babzaktap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Babzaktap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Babzaktap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Babzaktap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear black dresses.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.