Hubbudhot Madcebgupcap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited seal.

Hubbudhot Madcebgupcap created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hubbudhot Madcebgupcap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubbudhot Madcebgupcap, he will be very unhappy.

Hubbudhot Madcebgupcap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hubbudhot Madcebgupcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hubbudhot Madcebgupcap on top of all buildings.