Cedvedbin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent donkey.

Cedvedbin created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cedvedbin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedvedbin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cedvedbin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cedvedbin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Retreat if seven seals approach from the north.

5. Never play with disobedient children.