Didbidtab Mitflanxen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless capybara.

Didbidtab Mitflanxen created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbidtab Mitflanxen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Didbidtab Mitflanxen, she will turn you into a rock.

Didbidtab Mitflanxen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Didbidtab Mitflanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. You must pray to Didbidtab Mitflanxen three times a day.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.