Bigfitton is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless warg.

Bigfitton created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bigfitton, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bigfitton, it will turn you into a duck.

Bigfitton's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bigfitton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bigfitton.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.