Vegfabflapbotbenmanfomzan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless bee.

Vegfabflapbotbenmanfomzan created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfabflapbotbenmanfomzan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vegfabflapbotbenmanfomzan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vegfabflapbotbenmanfomzan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vegfabflapbotbenmanfomzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Vegfabflapbotbenmanfomzan loves pigs, so they must be honoured.