Wipspagril is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, slow jackal.

Wipspagril created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipspagril, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wipspagril, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wipspagril's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wipspagril's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.