Podgess is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, wise horse.

Podgess created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podgess, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Podgess, he will have a low opinion of you.

Podgess' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Podgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Podgess on top of important buildings.

3. Podgess loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help gulls in need.