Konbepnar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthinking donkey.

Konbepnar created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbepnar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konbepnar, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Konbepnar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Konbepnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to foxes while wearing brown scarves.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Konbepnar loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.