Ganhamfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonourable fairy.

Ganhamfeb created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganhamfeb, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganhamfeb, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ganhamfeb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ganhamfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ganhamfeb loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.