Inglargnarlsand is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, stupid
dragonfly.
Inglargnarlsand created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Inglargnarlsand, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Inglargnarlsand, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Inglargnarlsand's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Inglargnarlsand's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never talk about otters.