Stiggemquim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonourable gerbil.

Stiggemquim created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggemquim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stiggemquim, she will turn you into a hamster.

Stiggemquim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Stiggemquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stiggemquim.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.