Dodbun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish owl.

Dodbun created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dodbun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dodbun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dodbun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dodbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Dodbun first in all things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.