Dodbun is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, selfish
owl.
Dodbun created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Dodbun, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dodbun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Dodbun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Dodbun's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Put Dodbun first in all things.
5. Never play with disobedient children.