Kipzogsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable mink.

Kipzogsaf created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipzogsaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kipzogsaf, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kipzogsaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kipzogsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must love Kipzogsaf.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Fast once a month.