Tailbaffon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, bad-tempered deer.

Tailbaffon created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbaffon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tailbaffon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tailbaffon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tailbaffon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Tailbaffon first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Pray towards the north.