Matbutjen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing goblin.

Matbutjen created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Matbutjen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Matbutjen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Matbutjen's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Matbutjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.