Rotlarpkon Taprawzan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic porpoise.

Rotlarpkon Taprawzan created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotlarpkon Taprawzan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rotlarpkon Taprawzan, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rotlarpkon Taprawzan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rotlarpkon Taprawzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always obey Rotlarpkon Taprawzan's priests.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.