Watflabwab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil duck.

Watflabwab created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Watflabwab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Watflabwab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Watflabwab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Watflabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.