Sisnullort is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful butterfly.

Sisnullort created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisnullort, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sisnullort, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sisnullort's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sisnullort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Hide if five porpoises approach from the south.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.