Nillvigdim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, compassionate duck.

Nillvigdim created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillvigdim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nillvigdim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nillvigdim's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nillvigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Worship no other gods but Nillvigdim.
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